So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE
CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN
WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT
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if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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touch my heart then touch my body but DON’T YOU DARE fuckin touch my hotwheels collection
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“I’m Jesus and I will sacrifice my body and my blood to get her out of this house.”
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true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
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look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
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i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
the sarah palin part hahahaha
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